My Own “10 Songs” List

The recent article at Vulture.com naming the show’s ten-best songs (as picked by our writing staff) motivated me to make my my own list.

Before I share my list with you, here are the criteria I set for myself when picking the songs:

  • The songs would be original compositions. Some of the comments on the Vulture article asked why “Luke Be a Jedi Tonight” or “Talkin’ Softball” were not on the list. I don’t know about the writers, but I wanted my choices to be from songs written expressly for the show, not existing songs with new lyrics.
  • I had direct involvement in producing the song by conducting/coaching the singing. In the very early years of the show, Alf and I were not involved in the creation of songs like the ones written for “Streetcar” or “Baby on Board”.
  • I just plain like the song. These songs still bring back fond memories of working on them and make me smile when I listen to them.

I am not proclaiming these the “ten best Simpsons songs ever”; they’re not even necessarily my ten favorite songs. These are ten songs with special significance during my years working on the show.

OK, here we go…in alphabetical order so as to not give any one song more importance than another:

1) “America’s Back” sung by The Dixie Chicks; music and lyrics by Reid Harrison

I was never much of a country music fan until my wife and daughters started listening to it in the early 2000s. Then I discovered The Dixie Chicks and was blown away by their musicality. I was very excited when I heard they were coming on the show and that a special song was being written for them. Directing them was a personal thrill and one of the true perks of having my job.

2) “Bagged Me A Homer” sung by Lurlene Lumpkin (Beverly D’Angelo); music and lyrics by   Beverly D’Angelo

Right off the bat I break my own rule! Beverly D’Angelo wrote and recorded her vocals for this song without any input from me or Alf, but Alf wrote the great arrangement of the country band backing this track. This song never fails to please me because I really enjoy all the clever baseball double-entendres. I also remember being pretty impressed with Beverly’s singing ability. Shades of “Coal Miner’s Daughter”.

3) “Canyonero” sung by Hank Williams, Jr; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Donick Cary

What a great homage to all those muscle truck ads and what a “get” to have Hank Williams, Jr. singing the jingle for us. He had a real hard time with “squirrel-squashin’, dear-smackin’ drivin’ machine!” but you could never tell from the final take. He was a great sport and fun to work with.

4) “Happy Just the Way We Are” sung by the entire cast; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Al Jean & Mike Reiss

This was our first time doing a full-fledged musical episode. What about “A Streetcar named Marge” you ask? Well, that was a show-within-a-show. Our characters didn’t break into song to move the story forward. We had done many musical theater-type songs before this episode, but this was the first that presented an entire episode in the style of a Broadway musical.

Bonus material! On the day before we recorded the cast singing for “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(AnnoyedGrunt)cious” my then twelve- and nine-year-old daughters had just brought home their best school report cards to date. I decided to take a hand-held audio cassette recorder with me to the session and ask a favor of our cast. I asked each of them to record a congratulatory message in character to my girls. They were happy to oblige. My daughters still get a kick out of this and they have played it for many of their friends over the years. Their friends think my daughters have a pretty cool dad.

5) “Scorpio” sung by Sally Stevens; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Ken Keeler

This song comes from one of the show’s most beloved episodes with one of its most beloved characters, Hank Scorpio. This was performed by the amazing Sally Stevens doing a great Shirley Bassey/Goldfinger impersonation. Did any of you think of this song when Ms. Bassey made her surprise appearance on the Oscar telecast this year?

6) “Testify” sung by Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright) and the cast; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Frank Mula

[audio https://sites.google.com/site/simpmx500mp3/audio/Testify.mp3]

All I can say is this in one kick-ass chart! Horns blazing, Hammond B-3 organ whirling, Nancy Cartwright belting it out and loving every minute of it. When I recorded her singing, she had the most fun I think she’s ever had doing a song and she didn’t want the session to end. Before composing for THE SIMPSONS, Alf used to be the music director for “The Donny & Marie Show”. This type of arrangement was right in his wheelhouse and he did not disappoint. This is one track I never tire of.

7) “They’ll Never Stop The Simpsons” sung by Dan Castellaneta; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Dan Castellaneta & Deb Lacusta

A take off on Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”, we have another great track from Alf that has all the essence and flavor of the original while deftly avoiding a lawsuit. Dan’s reading (singing) of “What else do I have to say?!” is the best moment in this song for me. You should have seen his head-banging when he performed that line. Fabulous.

8) “We Do” sung by the entire cast; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by John Swartzwelder

This song stands out for me as a unique musical contribution to the show. I don’t think there is a song anywhere else in the 24+ seasons of the show quite like it. This also has one of my thumbprints all over it. When I was directing the cast to sing “Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?” we would check playbacks and it was hard to hear the “G” at the end of Guttenberg. So after many attempts without much success, I had them sing that final “G” as its own syllable – “Gut-ten-ber-guh”. You can clearly hear it on the track. Looking back, maybe it was a bit over-the-top, but you cannot mistake the name in the song.

9) “We Love to Smoke” sung by Patty & Selma Bouvier (Julie Kavner); music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Al Jean & Mike Reiss

A song that, sadly, hit the cutting room floor. This was a take off on “I Love to Laugh” from “Mary Poppins”. As sometimes happens in our biz, there just wasn’t room for it in the final cut of “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiali(Annoyed Grunt)cious”. What I’ve posted here is the pre-record version that was used for animation. The song was cut before post-production so we never put the full orchestra version behind it. Poor Julie had to do numerous takes of this while coughing and wheezing her way through each one. She could barely speak when we were done. I would have kept this song in the show instead of “A Boozehound Named Barney”.

10) “We Put the Spring in Springfield” sung by the entire cast; music by Alf Clausen, lyrics by Ken Keeler

One of the best songs ever written for the show, this song won Alf the first of his two EMMY Awards for Best Song. It also had the most singing parts of any song to date. This was recorded LONG before the days of Pro Tools and digital editing. It was all captured on 24-track tape, and all the multiple takes had to be stitched together by me by “bouncing” (recording from one tape deck to another) all the tracks one at a time. Also, the cast did not sing this in a group recording. Each cast member sang their part individually. Of course, Dan, Nancy, Hank, and Harry each had multiple parts to sing. It was a huge accomplishment, one of my proudest moments in the show’s history.

Bonus material #2! A “song”, by definition, has music and words – it is sung (please stop calling any piece of music you hear a “song”). Since this is my “10 Songs” list, and I make the rules, I can bend them to my will! That’s how I roll! I leave you with a snippet of one of my (and quite possibly your) favorite cues from the show. Not a song, but I couldn’t leave it out of this post.

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21 thoughts on “My Own “10 Songs” List

  1. Hi Chris, and thanks for making this awesome blog! You are a very generous human being!

    What’s the deal with Alf? Does Groening keep him chained to his writing desk year round?
    Being a HUGE Alf Clausen fan, I’m finding it next to impossible to find ANY printed scores of Simpsons cues or even so much as an online interview (although I did see the 500th scoring session vid on Youtube). The guy is a musical genius and deserves to get out more!
    Are there any Alf scores available for study (even the :03 ones!)?

    In any case, I thought “The Land of Chocolate” cue was a gas, and I had to have a go at it, so I wrote a track inspired by Alf’s brilliant work. It pales in comparison, but I had fun just the same.
    Here it is if you care to give it a listen!

    All the very best to you Chris!!
    Dino

    P.S. What do the letters that come after your name in the credits mean? Stonecutters secret code perhaps?

    • Hi Dino,

      There has only been one book of SIMPSONS music released, arranged for piano/vocal/guitar. You can find it online by clicking here.

      The letters M.P.S.E. after my name stand for Motion Picture Sound Editors, an honorary society made up of all of us who work in post-production audio. Thanks for asking!

  2. Dear Sir,

    Could you state the name of this famous piece of music played in The Simpsons:

    Season Five (5), Episode Nineteen (19), Deep Space Homer, approximately starting from fourteen minutes and fifteen seconds (14:15) and ending at fourteen minutes and fifty-two seconds (14:52). (Other information regarding the episode: Production Code: 1F13, Original Airdate: 24th of February/1994, and Episode Number 96.)

    I thank you in advance.

    • Also, could you please state the name of the piece of music played at the end of the same Episode, Deep Space Homer, at approximately starting from twenty minutes and thirteen seconds (20:13) and ending at twenty minutes and twenty-five seconds (20:25).

      Thank you again

      • That was “Also Sprach Zarathustra” also popularly known as the theme from “2001: A Space Odyssey”.

        Thanks for your questions.

    • If I figured out your location of the cue correctly, the piece you’re asking about is “The Blue Danube Waltz” by Johann Strauss. We have used this piece many times over the years, including last night’s episode (RABF13 “Whiskey Business”) when Grampa is playing the dancing video game in the basement.

      • Thank you very much. 🙂 You people are amazing. I really appreciate your time for this.

        P.S. Is it alright that I ask for pieces of music here? If there is another way, please do let know. So that I do not bother here…

        Thank you for your time.

      • Feel free to ask. That’s why I’m blogging, to help the fans connect with the music on our show. Sometimes I can answer quickly, sometimes not, depending on my workload, but I’ll eventually get around to it.

      • “The Blue Danube Waltz” was made popular (again) by Kubrick’s film, “2001: A Space Odyssey.” Many people associate it with slow-motion shots of people or objects in space.

        What would Strauss have thought?!

  3. Dear Sir,

    I would like to ask the following question:

    The Simpsons, Season Nineteen (19), Episode Five (5), Treehouse of Horror XIX, Production Code JABF16, first part of the Episode, E.T. Go Home, approximately starting from Six Minutes and Fifty Five Seconds (06:57) until Seven Minutes and Twenty Nine Seconds (07:29). I would really like to know the name of that theme music being played during that time. Could you be please willing to state the name of it, I would really grateful to you.

    Thank you in advance.

    • Well, this is a little tricky to get you the right answer based on your description, but I’ll try.

      I think you’re talking about the scene when the aliens start coming out of the portal. If so, that cue is made up of 4 different compositions: one by Alf Clausen titled “Summer of ’24”; one by Paul Dukas titled “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”; one by Richard Wagner titled “Ride of the Valkyries”; and finally we finish by returning to “Summer of ’24”. I hope this is the scene you were asking about.

      Thanks for checking out my blog.

      • Thank you very much, Sir.

        Paul Dukas, The Socerer’s Apprentice, and Richard Wagner, Ride of the Valkyries, were the theme music I was looking for desperately.

        I really appreciate your reply and time for this. Thank you again.

        P.S. I may ask for further questions regarding theme songs and pieces because I really admire most of the background music played during episodes. 🙂

    • Not sure what’s going on. Seems to be working with some browsers, not with others, intermittent (my FAVORITE kind of issue). I can play the clips on my phone, but not on my desktop. GRRR. Looking into it.

  4. Chris – what fun, to see the things YOU remember and love from over the years…and boy am I flattered to have been included!! You guys are brave, to let me sing this stuff…oh my goodness. Shirley Bassey. Don’t know how that happened…oxox

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